The ongoing saga of STUPID at work continues! I went in last night, and found that someone had taped up a sign on the paper towel dispenser above the cafe area sink, reading something like "
ATTENTION - Gas Station Team Members:
DO NOT DUMP COFFEE OUT IN THIS SINK! It is a violation of health codes!!!!!!!!!!" Yes, complete with random bold/underline and a million exclamation points. I kind of blinked at it, and drained the coffee into the sink anyway. I'd believe
that when I actually saw a code cited, because that makes no sense. Customers dump their coffee out in there all the time, and rinse their refill mugs, and so on. We encourage it, because it's much better than them trying to dump out their old coffee in... a drip tray that holds approximately one ounce before it overflows. (Seriously, people - they're DRIP TRAYS. Not drains.)
Then the boss showed up this morning, had a look around the cafe area, and stopped to stare at the sign. "Okay, who put that up?" I told him I didn't know, and he went "Pfft, morons. It's not a health code violation - it's just that when they dump the coffeepots out in that sink, it splashes everywhere and they don't clean it up." So he tore it down, and added "And you know what the head honchos really hate? Signs
taped to things."
Bwahahahah.
Changing subjects: I seem to have found a way to not want to cut off all my hair! I was seriously so disgusted with my hair (and physical appearance in general) a couple weeks ago that I considered just taking some scissors to it myself. But then I thought "Well... I should see how it looks red, first. Maybe I'll dye it tomorrow." And then if I still hated it, I had an excuse to cut it all off. But
akatonbo talked me out of it, saying we should do at least one more Emishi and Amon photoshoot before I do anything to my hair. (Which is true. Possibly we should drop a certain family photographer a line... ;))
Then a day or so later, I was just poking around and wound up absently playing with my hair, and pulled it over from its usual center part to a side part. And forgot about it, and left it like that. Then later I was in front of the bathroom mirror, and went "...Wait. I... look kinda cute?" So I did it on purpose when I got up that night, and still thought it looked pretty decent. So I kept on doing it, and I don't totally hate the way I look! Funny how just changing the part can make me kind of like my hair again. Although now I
totally have Vayne Solidor hair. Not quite as low a part, but... yeah.
Also on the topic of vanity, it occurred to me that I have some money in the bank now, and I should get a new bathing suit. They're on sale at a lot of stores now, and the one I have wound up being way more pink than purple once I got it out in sunlight... which I didn't do until a while after I'd bought it. :P The pink bikini was amusing for Otakon last year, because it was the sort of thing Hokuto would wear, and so we took some Hokuto swimsuit shots. But... really. I want something less pink, so yesterday I went bathing suit shopping.
Unfortunately, there is hardly anything in my size that is not either pink, or a grotesque combination of like... bright blue and muddy brown, or orange and green, or something along those lines. Apparently this year "stuff that clashes with itself!" is in style. I gave up looking for something
interesting, and started just looking for ... like a simple black or red bikini. There's hardly anything black that isn't also pink or just... dumb. Like the one that had little skulls printed all over it. Possibly this is because I can't wear actual women's clothing sizes, and have to shop in "juniors" or "misses", but I wasn't seeing a whole lot of decent women's bathing suits either. I saw a really nice purple/green tie-dye type one-piece at Kohl's, but they had exactly one, and it was a size 14.
I did actually manage to find a simple "mix and match" set of bikini tops and bottoms in assorted single colors at Target, but for one color, the only top they had was like a band of elastic that goes around the chest - no straps. I don't like that style. For another color, they had a bottom in XS, but no top smaller than M. For another color, they had a top in XS, but no bottom smaller than
L. And one color, they had no tops whatsoever.
I'm starting to think maybe I should just make my own freaking bathing suit. ...And possibly make it a plain black one, with optional ruffles I can add and a place to put Franziska's brooch and bow for another (far sillier) swimsuit photoshoot this Otakon. XD